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So I heard there's a whore named Padmer around here.

How much does she cost?

Who: Hannibal Lecter and GOB Bluth (open AFTER GOB is killed ( Read more... )

PUBLIC

Hey, Congressman Panda.

Oh, I'm sorry, Congresswoman Panda.

How about I show you how to wear normal clothes? Like, none at all?

Who: Anyone is welcome
Where: Holodeck, tuned to Florence
What: Having a glass of wine

A shame I can't go to the real place. Ah well, it's close enough.

Lecter is leaning against a copy of the front wall of the Duomo, sipping wine. He is reading a book about the de Medici family.

 I know a lot of you are busy, but I put some eam-cray on an ash-ray on my enis-pay and now it's raw. Can anyone help me?

 So, um...

....does anyone need grief counseling?

As some of you know, we recently lost Dr. Amber Volakis. If you need any help coping, or just need to talk, I'm available. 

Does anybody here like... magic?